tirsdag, november 10, 2009

Post #666.

Hva passer vel bedre enn litt apokalyptisk matematikkhumor under bloggpost #666?

666 - Biblical Number of the Beast
660 - Approximate Number of the Beast
DCLXVI - Roman Numeral of the Beast
665 - Number of the Beast's Older Brother
667 - Number of the Beast's Younger Sister
664 or 668 - Number of the Beast's Next-Door Neighbors
999 - Number of the Australian Beast
333 - Number of the Semi-Beast (also "Halfway to Hell")
66 - Number of the Downsized Beast
6, uh..., I forget - Number of the Blond Beast
666.0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast
665.9997856 - Number of the Beast on a Pentium
0.666 - Number of the Millibeast
X / 666 - Beast Common Denominator
0.00150150... - Reciprocal of the Beast
-666 - Opposite of the Beast
666i - Imaginary Number of the Beast
6.66 x 102 - Scientific Notation of the Beast
25.8069758... - Square Root of the Beast
443556 - Square of the Beast
1010011010 - Binary Number of the Beast
1232 - Octal of the Beast
29A - Hexidecimal of the Beast
2.8235 - Log of the Beast
6.5913 - Ln of the Beast
1.738 x 10289 - Anti-Log of the Beast
00666 - Zip Code of the Beast
666@hell.org - E-mail Address of the Beast
www.666.com - Website of the Beast
1-666-666-6666 - Phone & FAX Number of the Beast
1-866-666-6666 - Toll Free Number of the Beast
(which could also be written 18-666-666-666!)
1-900-666-6666 - Live Beasts, available now! One-on-one pacts!
Only $6.66 per minute! (Must be over 6+6+6 years old!)
666-66-6666 - Social Security Number of the Beast
Form 10666 - Special IRS Tax Forms for the Beast
66.6% - Tax Rate of the Beast
6.66% - 6-Year CD Interest Rate at First Beast Bank of Hell
($666 minimum deposit, $666 early withdrawal fee)
$666/hr - Billing Rate of the Beast's Lawyer
$665.95 - Retail Price of the Beast
$710.36 - Price of the Beast plus 6.66% Sales Tax
$769.95 - Price of the Beast with accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 - Wal-Mart Price of the Beast (next week $646.66!)
$55.50 - Monthly Payments for Beast, in 12 easy installments
Phillips 666 - Gasoline Used by the Beast (regular $6.66/gal)
Route 666 - Highway of the Beast (where he gets his kicks!)
666 mph - Speed Limit on the Beast's Highway
6-6-6 - Fertilizer of the Beast
666 lb cap - Weight Limit of the Beast
666 Minutes - Weekly News Show about the Beast (airs daily from
Midnight to 11:06 a.m., on Cable Channel 666, of course)
666o F - Oven Temperature for Cooking "Roast Beast"
666k - Retirement Plan of the Beast
666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast
Windows 666 - Bill Gates' Personal Beast Operating System
#666666 - Font Color of the Beast (the gray in this table, no kidding!)
i66686 - CPU of the Beast
666-I - BMW of the Beast
IAM 666 - License Plate Number of the Beast
Formula 666 - All Purpose Cleaner of the Beast
WD-666 - Spray Lubricant of the Beast
DSM-666 (rev) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
66.6 MHz - FM Radio Station of the Beast
666 KHz - AM Radio Station of the Beast
66 for 6 - A Beastly Score for an Innings (in cricket)
6 for 66 - Bowling Figures of the Beast
6/6/6 - Birthday of the Beast (but in which century?)

Hentet fra Catholic Resources

8 comments:

MiSP sa...

Hehe, likte Number of the Beast on a Pentium. Nerdehumor. ^_^ (For de uinnvidde hadde en av de tidligere Pentium-prosessorne en feil som for eksempel kunne gjøre at (a / b) * b != a.)

OBS: På Scientific Notation of the Beast må du bruke <sup>-tagg rundt to-tallet.

Johanne sa...

haha! løye! :)

HelgeB sa...

Her eg så skal skøyte inn at eg blei 18 år 6/6/6?

Ingar T. Hauge sa...

Så du ble 6+6+6 år den 6/6/6? Scary...:-)

Jorid sa...

For en som 'leser' "The Lost Symbol" for tiden er slikt kjekt.

Severian sa...

Six, six eight. The neighbour oof the beeeast. *hums*

Frankthetank sa...

616 - The real number of the beast

Severian sa...

Jeg hadde kommentar nummer 6! Teh 3\/4|!!111 Ah hah haaa!